Introduction

A “novel” composed from “SPAM” email using the Cut-Up Method. In several versions all attributed to “Anon of ibid.”

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I
First Hour: Bullshit D. Salvageable

II
Second Hour: Maggie Maria

III
Third Hour: Emily Neff

IV
Fourth Hour: Oversleep Q. Kaohsiung

V
Fifth Hour: Envies Q. Murderous

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Sixth Hour: Gaff H. Freestanding

VII
Seventh Hour: Nana Pfeiffer

VIII
Eighth Revolution: Clemmie Wilson

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Ninth Hour: Anon of Ibid

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Tenth Hour: Brenda Zimmerman

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Eleventh Hour: Evelyn Grant

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Noon Hour: Jesus Christ

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Thirteenth Hour: Jesus Hussein

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Fourteenth Hour: Panda C. Plantain

XV
Fifteenth Hour: Grandfather

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Sixteenth Hour: Daniel Flanagan

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Seventeenth Hour: Rokerdrag Racer: A Dragon

XVIII
Eighteenth Hour: Nancy L. Drew

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Nineteenth Hour: Simon Dedalus

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Twentieth Hour: Grammy Granny

20 Revolution

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Twentyfirst Hour: Dr. Allyson Meadows

21 Revolution

XXII
Twentysecond Hour: Roberta Aurora Wilson

22 Revoluton

XXIII
Twentythird Hour: Robert Anton Soloway

23 Revolution

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Twentyfourth Hour: Charlie

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